"You know what, Mom? If Paul Bunyan and Johnny Appleseed were for real, they'd be mortal enemies. Know why? 'Cuz one plants the seeds and the other one cuts down the trees they grow into!"
Even though I have plenty of other catch up posts to make, I couldn't wait on this one!
Addendum: Frankie just got upset when he heard me relaying this story to my mom w/o asking his permission to share it. When I informed him that I didn't need his permission, I received the following response: "Fine! Then I'm going to tell the world what you look like naked when you're wearing your boobs!"
Watch out world. Or I'll take my boobs off.
...and peeing out your belly button. HAAHHAAAHA!
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